Does anyone know of a good, free latin to english translator?

I don't know latin, nor do i intend to learn it, i just want to learn a few phrases to impress my friends.|||I've spent a good deal of time on this question myself. My own motivation was so I could





a) put more pretentious latin phrases in my academic papers, and





b) understand other people's pretentious latin phrases in their academic papers.





The best Latin phrase list I've seen is at:


http://www.yuni.com/library/latin.html





but for straight-up bidirectional translation to and from Latin, nothing beats Intertran's java applet at:


http://www.stars21.com/translator/latin_鈥?/a>|||Get this book.





http://www.amazon.com/AMAS-AMAT-Hudson-G鈥?/a>





Also there are no good free translations for any language. If you want to be sure it's right, you have to pay for it. If you want to be sure it's right and not at all awkward, you pay through the nose for it.|||I took Latin all four years of highschool, and would be glad to help. What phrases did you want to learn?|||http://www.translation-guide.com/free_on鈥?/a>





you could always try "meum amici est stultus asini"